Oh, for the love of Mike…

There was a severe weather advisory in the Weather Underground patch to your left. What? Hazardous weather? HERE? No way! I had to check it out for myself — and this is what I read:

This hazardous weather outlook is for the San Francisco Bay area and the central California coast.

.Day one… Today

No hazardous weather is expected through the period.

.Days two through seven… Friday through Wednesday

No hazardous weather is expected through the period.

.Spotter information statement…

Weather spotters are encouraged to report significant weather conditions according to standard operating procedures.

What a ripoff!