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Because sometimes it's hard to say goodbye...
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2020-01-24
@starsandrobots Flight canceled?!? https://t.co/GHFYlghH54
RT @KieranSnyder: Guy at airport, seeing my laptop sticker: Do you work for @Textio? Me: I do. Guy: that’s awesome, I’m super good friend…
2020-01-23
@espnWD @TaylorLorenz I would definitely go to that session!
@EricaJoy I’m now understanding why my flight out of SFO is delayed…
@MJB_SF Great lipstick is the answer. 💄
2020-01-22
And then when he came before the Devil and looked into his eyes, he realized the horrible truth. It was worse than he could have possibly imagined. The cleverest man in the world had sold his soul to a fool. (END)
Dr. Bonocolus was the cleverest man in the world and very ambitious. One day, he decided to sell his soul to the Devil. The Devil’s representative appeared and explained the terms. There would be rewards in life, but the price would be terrible. Worse than torture. (2/6)
Dr. Bonocolus still wanted to proceed, and the Devil’s representative hesitated. “Look, I know you’re the cleverest man in the world right now, but no matter what you’ve imagined, I can tell you it will be worse.” (3/6)
Dr. Bonoculous ignored this and signed away his soul. He then proceeded to have a great life – rich, respected, revered. Everything he wanted. (4/6)
When he died, Dr. Bonocolus went down to Hell as he promised, steeling himself for the torture that awaited. He was as prepared as he could be, even musing that the Devil might grow to like and trust him. (5/6)
Goodbye, Terry Jones. I received his beautiful book of Fairy Tales when I was about eight, and it’s still hiding on my bookshelf somewhere. This story is my favorite and one I think about a LOT: (1/6)
@scalzi I… would definitely attend this conference.
2020-01-21
bethanye 2020: Why are you such a butt? https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/1219450785794121728
This is a VERY good thread. https://twitter.com/mekkaokereke/status/1218940982122577921
2020-01-19
RT @NormOrnstein: Let’s rewrite this: the president is adding two lawyers deeply embroiled in sexual misconduct and assault scandals, Kenne…
2020-01-18
@troutgirl https://t.co/WJM7EQttYq
2020-01-17
Shit, I turn 47 in a little over a week! https://twitter.com/jeremydnichols/status/1218405492537679872