Sigh.

So my father did finally call last night… <beat> … to ask me when my birthday was! He also asked about MoMo and Jake, which is when I told him that he had fucked up … Read more

Oh, and another thing:

Apparently my impending birthday has hijacked Hitesh and Jenna’s SuperBowl party on Sunday. We’re going over there in the afternoon, but somehow the gathering is now being identified as “b’s birthday extravaganza”. The best kind … Read more

Dear Diary,

Today basically sucked ass. I overslept, forgot my computer at home (and had to go back to get it), came into work late (because of aforementioned issues), wrestled with the damn icemaker for awhile, froze … Read more