Pet peeve.

I just read one of those “humorous anecdotes” about a woman doing her own bikini wax. And I guess it was funny, except that I lost the ability to empathize with the writer early on when she said she laid a strip of wax to the left side of her vagina. Look, lady, it’s your labia, or your vulva maybe, but NOT your vagina. Unless your build varies wildly from standard issue.

I know, it’s not a typical pet peeve.

I’m in DFW, sitting in Molly’s living room, looking up how to get through this level of Metroid Zero Mission. Yeah, I’m stuck. I’m just not the superior gamer, I guess.