I am not rubbing it in.

No, no I am not. I’m freezing here. Really. Please believe me.

I just looked at the weather in Dallas and it’s 97 with a heat index of 101. The weather here, however, is 64 (if that) with a “grey, dank, and foggy-index” of maybe 57. Maybe lower. I’m freezing. Really. Don’t envy me. I’m cold. And I just can’t adjust to the lousy, grey days of summer when I’m so accustomed to the “OMG I think I’m going to f-ing melt” days of summer.