I can’t believe I’m referencing a Slashdot comment…

but here it is: Top 10 reasons for a sysad to commit seppuku:

  1. You’ve just been ordered to migrate from sendmail to Exchange server.
  2. Your boss, let’s just call him Bill, insists upon being given root privileges, in spite of the fact that he constantly breaks things even with mere user privileges. [and yes, the original post DOES use the name “Bill”.]
  3. Your boss won’t let you filter out .vbs & .exe attachments at the mail server because he is an amateur (read: terrible) coder. Moreover, his amateur programs cause as much if not more trouble than the virus-laden attachments he keeps opening. He also has crazy ideas about putting “stamps” on email.
  4. You are told by your boss, who (mis)read a computer security advisory to put the company webserver (which handles online sales) on a non-standard port “so the hackers won’t be able to mess with it.”
  5. Your boss expects you to find a way to make your Solaris servers, with tons of ancient, crusty legacy code which is vital to the company, run ASP pages just so they can use (read: justify the ridiculous expense of) some crappy B2B application they bought without consulting IT. Preferably sometime next week.
  6. Your boss thinks that some ‘internet accelerator’ software (read: spyware) should be made mandatory for all employees to improve productivity.
  7. Your “security policy” is more like a list of who to blame for what.
  8. Your boss is negotiating a SCO IP license, since “any publicity is good publicity.”
  9. Your boss thinks you should be more thankful, because the management is so “IT-savvy” and always ready to help you out.
  10. You ignore all this bad advice, pretend you took it anyway (he’ll never actually know…), and waste your time posting on Slashdot instead of working.

Heh.