They involve going to the Bowl. Now, the Berkeley Bowl is an amazing place, don’t get me wrong. It also competes with Ikea for the “densest teaming mass of humanity” award. It’s overwhelming. On the other hand, they also have amazing amazing stuff there, which is why it’s the only destination for three pounds of wild mushrooms of differing types — the core of our delicious stuffing. I also want a turkey, a Willie bird. Where can I get a Willie bird?