Now I’m singing that damn song. And what’s more — I remember most of it:
Trojan Women
They conquered Greece.
Trojan Women
They wanted peace.
Trojan Women
They wander aimlessly along the shores.
They’re gonna be a bunch of whores.
Mercy!
Trojan Women
Talthybios came…
Trojan Women
… with one evil aim.
Trojan Women
<I forgot these two lines…>
Cassandra goes to Agamemnon,
’cause she interprets messages from the sun,
but she says that we’re all gonna die…
We don’t believe her ’cause she’s insane.
<I forgot this line.>
Wait a minute, here comes Andromache…with Astyanax,
her little boy,
that we’re gonna throw
off the walls of Troy.
Whoa, oh…
Trojan Women.
At least, that’s how I mostly remember it. Now, what could I be doing with those brain cells if not remembering a high school project song?