Man, I have been looking at this screen TOO long.

For a moment, I thought that this article on Symbian phones was, in fact, about Sybians. “Sybian sales soar 1000%? Wow, there must be a lot more happy women out there… Oh, wait. Why would this be on The Register? Hmm… I’m losing it.”

I need pancakes to clear my mind. Of terrifying Register-branded sybians.