Went to get a manicure on Saturday.

The manicurist was a tiny asian girl with itsy-bitsy hands. Those hands were strong as iron! There’s a whole “hand massage” part of the manicure that I wasn’t expecting, which in part is comprised of the manicurist vigorously rubbing lotion into the forearms.

In short, she was wanking my arms.

I got the giggles and almost lost it. I mean, how was I going to tell this girl that I was amused by her job? Not right at all. My hands look fabulous though. I tipped her extra for the giggles.